SUMMARY OF MY NIGHT
-Buy bass guitar
-Go home
-Plug it in
-Strum around like a retard
-Attempt to find songs to practice
-Strum around like a retard some more
-Smoke a cigarette
-More retard strumming
-Attempt the most complex song I can find
-Crash and burn miserably
-Start a beer
-Find a less complex song
-Attempt practicing
-Achieve moderate success
-Finish a beer
-Smoke a cigarette
-Practice simpler song more
-Get it 95% down pat
-Attempt more complex song once again
-Fail miserably
-Smoke another cigarette
-Proceed to play simpler song until the end of time
BASS SUCCESS.
